I thought about polling women and setting up a well thought out unbiased experiment but you and I know both know the truth, women love beards. I’ve never met a women who said they didn’t like or prefer it, I’m sure you could find some hipster 20 year old women who want their man to look like a chick, shaved down with skinny jeans on but real women prefer the bush…
Here’s a Lesson on How Not To Be
Women’s opinion on Beards and Body Hair in Misc Stuff Forum
I want to marry a woman that likes me hairy everywhere. The only area I consider shaving/trimming is my back (if/when I get back hair). My mom hates beards, back hair, and butt hair. She loves head hair, chest hair, arm hair, and leg hair. My dad had a mustache until I was two. My mom encouraged him to shave it, because it was multicolored. I wish he had kept it. She says ALL women hate beards. I DON’T believe her. She encourages, but does not force me to shave. DON’T WORRY, I won’t shave. She has no idea that I will grow a yeard someday. I don’t care if she hates beards.
Are there some women that prefer beards that are over 1 year length?
Do some women like untrimmed chest hair?
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I don’t mean to call out some poor kid from a random thread but if you’re searching for what women think then you’ve started in the wrong place. Women love confidence, if you’re asking Google what the hell they like then you need to focus on you and becoming the MAN a women would like. Everything superficial is just an elaborate net to catch something good but if you’re insecure about anything, even the way your beard looks to someone else then you’re going to scare her away when she finds out how much of a mess you are.
Moral of the story, women love beards it’s a fact. Ask Moses. If you want more awesome articles visit our Beard advice & reviews.
We’ve all had those beard trimmers that do a decent job on the jaw and chin line but then you get to your neck and it seems like the only way to trim them to the right length is scratch yourself to death so I put together a list of the top 3 choices out there.
3 Best Stubble Beard Trimmers 2017
1. WAHL 9854-600 LITHIUM ION ALL IN ONE TRIMMER
The beauty of this one is that the attachments actually work, you’re dealing with a trimmer that just happens to have other crap thrown in, kind like target and beard oil. I don’t know about you but I’ve only wanted a nose trimmer on those days when I wake up and notice that it looks like there is a bush growing out of there over night. It’s nice to have an attachment to throw on and clean that up. Shave is cleaner than most which I think has to do with the spacing and length of the ridges. My favorite part is that it doesn’t grab and rip your neck, I’ve tried using on of those Costco kits in the past which was clearly made for you head and almost died.
2. Remington MB4040 Lithium Ion Powered Men’s Rechargeable Mustache Beard and Stubble Trimmer
Blame Remington for the horrible image lighting, I wanted to show this one because you can see the quality of the attachment covers that come with it. They actually did something smart here and varied the spacing on the covers to work for guys with a very dense beard and those who have one that looks like it’s made of wheat. I generally prefer having an adjustable length that’s attached to the trimmer like this one instead of all those awful plastic pieces that I lose or step on and break when I’m half asleep.
3. TRYM II – The Rechargeable Modern Hair Clipper Kit
I know what you’re thinking, this thing comes with those funky ass plastic attachments but look at it, the damn thing is gorgeous. This is the kind of gift you get as a man that you actually like, I have used this in a bachelor party gift bag before and everyone rolled to the stripclub with one of these in their back pocket. I’m going to definitely have to add this to my list of best guy gifts. Shave is as clean as it looks.
Little did you know that the scruff upon your face was not just a way to signify your manhood but it’s about as useful as Batman’s god damn tool belt. While you were just looking for a way to hide your inadequateness as a man you stumbled upon the equivalent of steroids for man hood and women wooing. Now it’s not as simple as just not giving an F and letting your beard grow widely with no disregard to your boss or significant other. I realize that there a few obstacles to overcome, for instance the time period between having an amazingly full beard and when it looks like you’re just homeless and can’t afford to shave. There is also the fact that some people just can’t grow a beard and they look like someone has done a controlled burn on parts of their face. With that being said I’m going to tailor this to the less fortunate because if you were able to grow a ridiculous lumberjack beard then you wouldn’t be searching for different styles, you would just rock the ZZ Top and be done with it.
Top Beard Styles For Guys With Weaker Chins
One of the more traditional options for deceiving of your lacking chin. While this is a great go to since you don’t need full cheek growth there are some draw backs to this. There was a study done that showed that men with goatee’s are thought be less trustworthy than men without. Now this study could be like most and be a crock but just do a test for yourself with a celebrity who has sported a goatee in the past and you might have the same result as I did, I don’t trust that cartoon looking villain.
Now if the last one looked like an evil cartoon character then this one is on a whole other level but you’re just going to have to own it if you want to hide that disgustingly small chin. This is going to take some serious work and effort to get right, I’m talking consistently using a beard oil, balm and conditioner. On top of that your are going to have to get good with the scissors, this ins’t your average trimmer job, this cut is best sculpted with a pair of sheers and a good eye but if you get it right then no women will ever really know what you’re hiding.
Call me crazy but I think this should be the go to for everyone trying to hide the goods (or should I say no goods). It’s classic and clean and don’t reek of creeper. Just check out the wonders it did for this poor guy and his dwarf chin.
There you have it, 3 ways to get your dignity back and stop being a slave to your face inadequacy. While you’re here check out our post on awesome gifts for bearded guys.
Well the obvious answer is that a Beard Brush is a professional tool that makes it possible to trim your beard with incredible precision but not all are created equally. There are three types of materials used to make a man brush and the best quality one’s are made out of boars hair.
Three Types of Brush Fibers
1. Boars Hair
2. Horse Hair
What Are The Best Available Beard Brushes
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Brushes alone won’t tame or even maintain a wild beard, they are merely a tool used by professionals and people who want to take their beard to the next level. All brushes need to be packaged with a high quality beard oil product to optimize it’s effectiveness.
Why We Don’t Trust Amazon Reviews For Brush Quality
To give you a little insight into my world I’m an online marketer, now this should be obvious because who else would make a site about this other than someone who knows how to monetize it. The world of Amazon is a very easy one to game, while Google has done a great job at cleaning up the quality of their results but Amazon reviews are still very easy to game. So the moral of the story is trust me and no one else otherwise you’ll probably have a weak beard and end up with man boobs.
Facial Hair Transplant cost anywhere from $3,500 – $7,000 but it’s much more than just smacking some body hair on your face. The hair used to turn your middle schooler beard into a full man sized beard comes from the back of your head. I don’t know about you but I would take some inadequateness’s in the front then a divot in the back.
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What’s The Good News About Beard Transplants
I know there are some serious drawbacks like price and where you get your future beard from but there is a positive side. The results are pretty dramatic, of all the case studies I’ve seen not only was there a noticeably positive difference but in the majority of cases there was no hint of the procedure. With the current beard trend growing stronger by the month it’s obviously appealing to hop on and take the ride and if you’ve never been able to grow facial hair fully then it’s a real consideration to go under the knife but make sure you’re ready. It’s a pricey and painful surgery to be Mansized!
Well first thing I had to do is figure out what the heck they meant by it, all I could picture was Scrooge Mcduck. Once I saw a picture of it I knew instantly what they were talking about, definitely not what I call it from where I’m from but none the less it’s a simple process.
To Trim Your Beard Into A Ducktail Beard Follow These Directions
1. Your beard mus be at least 1 inch below your chin.
2. Start at the Top & Center of your chin trimming in an arch motion towards the desired end point of your manscaping invention.
3. Continuously comb down the front of your beard and up your neck to get an accurate length.
4. Begin shaping from your duck point up the left side of your chin gradually decreasing in length.
5. Repeat step four on the right side of your face.
6. Blend sideburns and mustache area to your liking.
For more tips visit our category for all things men’s styling – Styling Tips
Well I can’t figure out who had the horrible idea of carrying this crapy brand first but one of these companies need to get a gold star for being the laziest kid in class. Not only does CVS carry terrible quality of bread products but they chose the same exact line as Walgreen’s. Don’t try to tell me that they had no choice because it’s the hottest selling one on market because I’ve never heard of this goat piss in a bottle before I started reviewing these stores. I’m tempted to just send you to my Walgreen’s beard oil review but I know Google wouldn’t appreciate my lack of effort so I guess I’ll just rant a little more on my disdain for this sh*t show (side note, who knew that disdain was spelled like that, took me 5 minutes to figure that out).
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Now as you can probably tell by the 6 grader artwork these products aren’t worth even trying but I still like it’s comical to point out that they tried to appeal to one of the most manly demographics in the world by putting a toad looking hipster on the front. I stated this in my other review but I still can’t believe that they think by adding numbers to the product that it’s going to trick anyone over the age of twelve. If that’s the market they are targeting then they hit it, the rare freak of a 7th grader who has a full beard, by all means keep pushing CVS.